[Verse 1]
G Am
whenever i’m alone
Bm Am
or if i’m feeling grey
G Am
there’s one place i can go
Bm G7
to brighten up my day
C G
makes me want to sing
Am G7
that’s how the show should end
C B7 Em
but wouldn’t it be good if i
A D (hold)
could sing it with a friend … ok fine whatever i’ll join in too
[Instrumental]
Dsus4 D (x6)
Bbsus4 Bb (x2)
[Verse 2]
Eb Fm Gm Fm
i might go outside and feel more alive
Eb Fm Bb
but without twitter where would i be
Eb Fm Gm Fm
i guess i’d be fit i’d stop posting shi- RUBBISH
Eb F Bb
but tumblr’s a part of me
Ab G Cm F
so many websites and so little time
Ab G Cm F
just one or two you should avoid
Bb
just don’t stop watching youtube or we’ll be unemployed
[Instrumental]
Gsus4 G (x2)
Bbsus4 Bb (x2)
[Chorus]
Eb Fm Gm Fm
the internet is here
Eb Fm Gm Fm
the internet is great
Eb Fm Gm Fm
when you’ve got lots of followers
Eb F Bb
who needs a real mate
Ab G Cm F
it might be anti-social
Ab G Cm F
but these days that is fine
Bb
‘cos life is so much better when you spend it all online
[Bridge]
Fm Ab Bb Eb
a place where you can be yourself no matter if you’re geeky
Fm Ab Bb Eb
find friends who share your hobbies even if they’re freaky
Cm C
where every question in your head is answered in an instant
F
who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence
[Instrumental]
Dbsus4 Db (x2)
Bbsus4 Bb (x2)
[Chorus]
Eb Fm Gm Fm
the internet is here
Eb Fm Gm Fm
the internet is great
Eb Fm Gm Fm
when you’ve got lots of followers
Eb F Bb
who needs a real mate
Ab G Cm F
without the internet
Ab G Cm F
we never would have met
Bb
we’d never be here on a stage doing things we might regret
Dance Break
G Am Bm (le tap dancing)
G Am Bm (le more tap dancing)
G Am Bm Am
G Am Bm
C B7 Em A
C B7 Em A
D
Cm Eb F Bb
who cares if you’re a loser and everybody knows it
Cm Eb F Bb
or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses
Gm G
even if your chances of getting tanned are slim
C
or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim
Shotay Zolmo
cue showtune epicness
Fm Gm Ab Bb
[Chorus]
Eb Fm Gm Fm
the internet is here
Eb Fm Gm Fm
the internet is great
Eb Fm Gm Fm
when you’ve got lots of followers
Eb F Bb
who needs a real mate
Ab G Cm F
it might be anti-social
Ab G Cm F
but these days that is fine
Eb Fm
‘cos life is so much better
Gm Ab
life is so much better
Gm Fm
life is so much better
Bb
when you spend it all online
[Outro]
Eb Fm Gm Ab
Bb Bb Eb