[Chords]
E A D G B e
D: x 5 7 7 7 5
Bm7:7 9 7 7 7 7
E7: x 7 9 7 9 7
G: 3 5 5 4 3 3
A: 5 7 7 6 5 5
B7: 7 9 7 8 7 7
[Verse]
D Bm7 E7
I hope that the last the page of your 800-page novel is missing
D Bm7 E7
And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang
[Chorus]
G D G
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
G D G
Everyday ought to be a bad day for you
D Bm7 E7
If you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby
D Bm7 E7
I hope that your team lost, I hope your new girl takes off with a new guy
[Chorus]
G D G
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
G D G
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
Bm7 A B7
And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you
Bm7 D G
And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up
|G
your trash again
[Bridge]
D Bm7 E7
Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty
D Bm7 E7
I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny
Ohhhh!
[Outro]
G D G
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
(But I'm sorry if it ever is)
G D G
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
(But I'm sorry if it ever is)