[Verse 1]
E F#m
whenever i’m alone
G#m F#m
or if i’m feeling grey
E F#m
there’s one place i can go
G#m E7
to brighten up my day
A E
makes me want to sing
F#m E7
that’s how the show should end
A G#7 C#m
but wouldn’t it be good if i
F# B (hold)
could sing it with a friend … ok fine whatever i’ll join in too
[Instrumental]
Bsus4 B (x6)
Gsus4 G (x2)
[Verse 2]
C Dm Em Dm
i might go outside and feel more alive
C Dm G
but without twitter where would i be
C Dm Em Dm
i guess i’d be fit i’d stop posting shi- RUBBISH
C D G
but tumblr’s a part of me
F E Am D
so many websites and so little time
F E Am D
just one or two you should avoid
G
just don’t stop watching youtube or we’ll be unemployed
[Instrumental]
Esus4 E (x2)
Gsus4 G (x2)
[Chorus]
C Dm Em Dm
the internet is here
C Dm Em Dm
the internet is great
C Dm Em Dm
when you’ve got lots of followers
C D G
who needs a real mate
F E Am D
it might be anti-social
F E Am D
but these days that is fine
G
‘cos life is so much better when you spend it all online
[Bridge]
Dm F G C
a place where you can be yourself no matter if you’re geeky
Dm F G C
find friends who share your hobbies even if they’re freaky
Am A
where every question in your head is answered in an instant
D
who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence
[Instrumental]
A#sus4 A# (x2)
Gsus4 G (x2)
[Chorus]
C Dm Em Dm
the internet is here
C Dm Em Dm
the internet is great
C Dm Em Dm
when you’ve got lots of followers
C D G
who needs a real mate
F E Am D
without the internet
F E Am D
we never would have met
G
we’d never be here on a stage doing things we might regret
[Dance Break]
E F#m G#m (le tap dancing)
E F#m G#m (le more tap dancing)
E F#m G#m F#m
E F#m G#m
A G#7 C#m F#
A G#7 C#m F#
B
Am C D G
who cares if you’re a loser and everybody knows it
Am C D G
or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses
Em E
even if your chances of getting tanned are slim
A
or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim
(Shotay Zolmo)
(cue showtune epicness)
Dm Em F G
[Chorus]
C Dm Em Dm
the internet is here
C Dm Em Dm
the internet is great
C Dm Em Dm
when you’ve got lots of followers
C D G
who needs a real mate
F E Am D
it might be anti-social
F E Am D
but these days that is fine
C Dm
‘cos life is so much better
Em F
life is so much better
Em Dm
life is so much better
G
when you spend it all online
[Outro]
C Dm Em F
G G C