[Intro]
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If I were president......I'd make you understand
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No more questions, no more lies I'd tell you the truth lookin' in your eyes.
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If I were president.
[Verse 1]
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Well first and foremost son Jesus Christ is the only one.
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Your gonna talk to when your day begins.
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I'm gonna pass a law that says everyday
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You gotta get down on your knees and Pray
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Thank the man for dyin' for your sins.
[Chorus]
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If I were president.... I'd make you understand
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Jesus is the man. He's the reason that you stand.
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If I were president.
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[Verse 2]
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Were gonna put the word out on the street. No more Washington D.C.
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I'm gonna make this country big and strong
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No more payin' of your taxes, the capital's in Pampa Texas.
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That's the only place a house that big belongs.
[Chorus]
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If I were president.....the blue collar man won't get the shaft
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Well no one's gonna laugh, when Jerry Jeff is my Chief of Staff.
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If I were President.
[Instumental]
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[Verse 3]
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Well you Iraqi boys you must be nuts
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Your diggin' yourself deeper in a rut.
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I gotta way to end your problems soon.
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We're gonna bring home everyone of our boys
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Pull out our biggest baddest toy and blow you crazy bastards to the moon.
[Chorus]
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If I were president.....no one's gonna push us around.
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If you threaten us or put us down, we'll burn their country to the ground.
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If I were president.
[Instumental]
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[Verse 4]
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Well I got one for you Saddam Hessein
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We'll resurrect General John Wayne
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and put together a very simple plan.
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We'll put down our nukes and put down our guns
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and you and the duke will be one on one.
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and he'll kick your ass as if you were a man.
[Chorus]
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If I were president.....If I were president.
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If you don't like Willie Nelson. You gotta go to prison.
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If I were president.
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So cast your vote and make it me
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and if I win the beer is free. If I were president.