[Intro]
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I spent a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
[Chorus]
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I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D E A
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
[Verse]
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Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D E A
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
[Chorus]
A
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D E A
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
[Verse]
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Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D E
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D E A
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
[Chorus]
A
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D E A
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
[Verse]
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Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D E
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D E
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D E A
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
[Chorus]
A
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D E A
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
[Verse]
D E
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
D E
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D E
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D E
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D E A
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
[Chorus]
A
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D E A
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
[Verse]
D E
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
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Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
D E
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D E
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D E
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D E A
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
[Chorus]
A
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D E A
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
[Verse]
D E
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
D E
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
D E
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
D E
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D E
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D E
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D E A
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
[Chorus]
A
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D E A
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
[Verse]
D E
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
D E
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
D E
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
D E
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
D E
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D E
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D E
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D E A
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
[Chorus]
A
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D E A
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
[Verse]
D E
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
D E
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
D E
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
D E
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
D E
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
D E
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D E
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D E
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D E A
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
[Chorus]
A
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D E A
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
[Verse]
D E
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
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Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
D E
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
D E
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
D E
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
D E
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
D E
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D E
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D E
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D E A
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
[Chorus]
A
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D E A
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
[Verse]
D E
Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings,
D E
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
D E
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
D E
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
D E
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
D E
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
D E
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
D E
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D E
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D E
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D E A
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
[Interlude]
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[Outro]
D B E
I spent twelve dollars on a twelve pack of beer.
N.C.
*Laughs* "It was SUPER cheap."
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Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings,
D E
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
D E
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
D E
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
D E
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
D E
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
D E
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
D E
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D E
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D E
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D E A
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
"Oh man, we forgot the BATTERIES...!"