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I have a theory dear so let me put it past
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I have to check its valid though I know you didn't ask
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you don't like to kiss me no you don’t like to kiss
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cause my beard is way too itchy and it scratches up your lips
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but I can't shave it off - I'm too self-conscious of the fact
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I have a scar above my lip that my beard and mustache mask
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and I have a scar above my lip 'cause I once smashed up on a curb
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flew over both my handlebars and straight into the dirt
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and I didn't have a helmet on 'cause that was way back when
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I was too damn cool for safety rules or simple common sense
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so if I now remember right by the transitive rule…
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darling you don't like to kiss me 'cause I'm too damn cool
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With tired eyes she stared at me Its 3 am she said
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Bug be glad I love you you're a goober go to bed
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You love my quirks my quirks the dopey way I flirt
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you're even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves
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you love my quirks my quirks I'm certain you deserve
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a handsome hunk but now you're stuck with this annoying nerd
A E
You put up with more than most would mind
F#m
the time it takes to rise and shine
D A
I'm hittin' snooze at 1 and more times
E
you don't mind the way I weigh my food
F
my morning routine which includes
D A
scrambling to find my keys 'cause I can't leave them out in view
E
even though you bought that bowl
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put it right beside the door
D A
and all I have to do is set them there as soon as I get home
E
instead I'm flippin' up the couch and
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oh hey there they are I found 'em
D
have a great day and oh have you seen my wallet
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You love my quirks my quirks the dopey way I flirt
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you're even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves
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you love my quirks my quirks I'm certain you deserve
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a macho man but all I am's a silly introvert
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And I keep you up past midnight crazy thoughts inside my head
A E D A
Bug be glad I love you you're a goober go to bed
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A E
She holds to my t-shirt when I take off my sweatshirt
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to make sure it stays down now that's what I call teamwork
A E
I keep us on time she makes all our friends
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and makes sure that my fly is zipped up on my pants
A E
if snapchat is to flirt and tinder to find love
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we're back here snappin' polaroids just to shake things up
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You love my quirks my quirks the dopey way I flirt
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you're even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves
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you love my quirks my quirks I'm certain you deserve
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a sexy stud instead of what you've chosen 'cause I'm sure that
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all the girls the girls who hear this song and smirk and
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feel pity 'cause I sound like I'm more trouble than I'm worth
A
are probably right