[Intro]
F Am
[Verse]
F
Chopping your legs
Am
You don't know how hot I find these buns
Touch my face and you'll have to call Jeeves when there's bees on your sleeve
F
Now I have to go teach the kids to drink
Powdered goat bladders
Am
But they want roast beef and you have no puppets
You gave them all to me
Doesn't matter
[Bridge]
Dm
I don't care what you said
To the man with the black head
F
Where is the rubber band?
G
You're ruining my plan
[Pre-Chorus]
Am
Down the street
G
Just go down the street
[Chorus]
Dm
They've got the ultimate
Power in the universe
Am
And before it gets better
G
It's getting worse
Dm
It's not a satellite
But it can light up the sky
Am
When it blows
G F
Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh
[Hook]
It's round, but
Am
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
[Verse]
F
Ah, look at her face
She's happy as a tribble
Am
Get my wedding suit
Boy you don't got a clue
Girl you're crazy cute
F
I'm gonna kick some grits up on your face
Yay, all right
Am
Do you have any bunions or lesions upon you?
Let me check your feet
Why?
[Bridge]
Dm
I don't like parasites
Or children of the night
F
A quail and his rubber beak
G
Are beautifully unique
[Pre-chorus]
Am
Bleep-bloop-bloam
G
Goodbye to your home
[Chorus]
Dm
They've got the ultimate
Power in the universe
Am
And before it gets better
G
It's getting worse
Dm
It's not a satellite
But it can light up the sky
Am
When it blows
G F
Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh
[Hook]
It's round, but
Am
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
(It's not a moon)
[Interlude]
Dm
Death of a culture
The death of a culture
Am
Somewhere the vulture
Somewhere the vulture
F
Is waiting for us in an erected sun
G
A sun with an ion gun
Evil comes in round shapes
[Hook]
F Am
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
[Verse]
F
Listen to me, Greg
We already know you're a Gemini
Am
Yeah but did you know I once had a huge spider bite on my neck?
F
Greg, you could never get down like a funky thing
'Cause you don't live in the rhythm
Am
This cheese is delicious and now I've gotta put a brown thing in your face
[Bridge]
Dm
I'm tired of you, Phil
Want you in a landfill
F
Someone make him stop
G
Put his bones in a box
[Pre-chorus]
Am
Oh nice, Phil
G
Why don't you have a stroke?
[Chorus]
Dm
They've got the ultimate
Power in the universe
Am
And before it gets better
G
It's getting worse
Dm
It's not a satellite
But it can light up the sky
Am
When it blows
G F
Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh
[Hook]
It's round, but
Am
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
(It's not a moon)
F
It's round, but
Am
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
(It's not a moon)
[Outro]
F
Death of a culture
Death of a culture
Am
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
F
Death of a culture
Death of a culture
Am
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)
It's not a moon
(It's not a moon)