[Intro]
B A
B A E
B A E
B A E
[Verse]
B A E
When I get out of the hospital
B A E
I'm gonna be unstoppable
B A E
(When he gets out of the hospital
B A E
He's gonna be unstoppable)
B A E
I'm gonna drink plenty of water
E B E A
And eat my greens
[Bridge]
B A E B A E
(He's gonna join the straight edge scene)
[Chorus]
G E
Hospital's not the place to be
A B
Is what I've been learning
G E
So tattoo crosses on both my hands
A B
I'm not returning
G E
Hospital's not the place to be
A B
Is what I've been learning
G
So strip the beds
E
And burn the sheets
A B A E B A E
I'm not returning
[Verse]
B A E
When I get out the hospital
B A E
I'm never going back at all
B A E
(When he gets out of the hospital
B A E
He's gonna be unbearable)
B A E B A E
I'm gonna stay away from drink and drugs
B A E B A E
(He's gonna be a bit sanctimonious)
[Chorus]
G E
Hospital's not the place to be
A B
Is what I've been learning
G E
So tattoo crosses on both my hands
A B
I'm not returning
G E
Hospital's not the place to be
A B
Is what I've been learning
G
So strip the beds
E
And burn the sheets
A B
I'm not returning
[Interlude]
B
[Bridge]
B A
When you go booze mental
B
Remember water's boring
A
But essential
B
They tried to make me go to rehab
A
And I said
B A
That's probably a very good idea
[Outro]
G A
When I get out of the hospital, x8
G