[Intro]
Dm F5 E5 Eb5 (x2)
[Verse 1]
Dm F5 E5 Eb5
Break a mirror
Dm F5 E5 Eb5
Roll the dice
Dm F5 E5 Eb5
Run with scissors
Dm F5 E5 Eb5
Through a chip pan fire fight
Dm F5 E5 Eb5 Dm
Go into business with a grizzly bear
F5 E5 Eb5 Dm F5 E5 Eb5 Dm F
But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair
[Instrumental]
Dm F5 E5 Eb5 (x4)
[Verse 2]
Dm F5 E5 Eb5
Find a well known hardman
Dm F5 E5 Eb5
And start a fight
Dm F5 E5 Eb5
Wear your shell suit
Dm F5 E5 Eb5
On bonfire night
Dm F5 E5 Eb5 Dm
Fill in a circular hole with a peg that's square
F5 E5 Eb5 Dm F5 E5 Eb5 Dm F
But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair
[Chorus]
F Bb Dm
Ooh... Yeah, yeah, yeah!
F Bb Dm
Ooh... Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[Verse 3]
[this part doesn't include chords but I will add them where they should go)
Dm F5 E5 Eb5
Bite the lightning
Dm F5 E5 Eb5
And tell me how it tastes
Dm F5 E5 Eb5
Kung Fu fighting
Dm F5 E5 Eb5
On your roller skates
Dm F5 E5 Eb5 Dm
Do the macarena in the devil's lair
F5 E5 Eb5 Dm F5 E5 Eb5 Dm F
But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair
[Chorus]
F Bb Dm
Ooh... Yeah, yeah, yeah!
F Bb Dm
Ooh... Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[Outro]
Dm F5 E5 Eb5 Dm
(several times)