Chris Farley- Adam Sandler 100% Fresh
[Verse 1]
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First time I saw him he was sweeter than s***.
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Plaid jacket and belt too tight and he wasn't even doin' a bit.
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Then he cartwheeled around the room, and slow-danced with the cleaning lady.
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He was a one man party. You know I'm talkin' about I'm talkin' about my friend Chris Farley.
[Verse 2]
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On Saturday night my man would always deliver.
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Whether he was the bumblebee girl or livin' in a van down by the river.
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He loved the Bears, and he danced at Chippendale's with Swayze.
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When they replaced his coffee with Folgers he went f***in' crazy.
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The sexiest Gap girl, and Meatloaf in the band.
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Without him there'd be no lunch lady in Lunch Lady Land.
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You know I'm thinkin' about I'm thinkin' about my boy Chris Farley.
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[Verse 3]
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After a show he'd drink a quart of Jack Daniels, and stick the bottle right up his a**.
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But hung over as hell that catholic boy always showed up to morning mass.
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We'd tell him, "Slow down you'll end up like Belushi or Candy".
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He said, "Those guys are my heroes, it's all fine and dandy."
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I ain't making that s*** up that's the truth about my boy Chris Farley.
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[Bridge]
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I saw him in the office cryin' with his headphones on listenin' to a KC and the Sunshine Band song.
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I said, "Buddy how the hell is that making you so sad?"
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Then he laughed and said, "Just thinkin' about my dad."
[Verse 4]
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The last big hang we had was a Timmy Meadow's wedding party.
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We laughed our balls off all night long, all because of Farley
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But a few months later the party came to an end. We flew out to Madison to bury our friend.
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Nothing was harder than sayin' goodbye, except watchin' Chris' father have his turn to cry.
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hmmmmmm
[Verse 5]
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Hey buddy lifes moved on now, but you still bring us so much joy.
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Make my kids laugh with your YouTube clips, or Tommy Boy.
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Well, when they ask me who was the funniest guy I ever knew. I tell em' hands down without a doubt it's you.
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Yeah, I miss hangin' out watchin' you try to get laid, but most of all I miss watchin' you f*** with Spade
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Well, it ended how you wanted, but still wish you were here with me.
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And we were gettin' on a plane to go shoot Grown Ups 3.
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Yeah, life ain't the same without you boy.
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And that's why I'm singing about I'm singin' about my friend Chris Faaaaarley.
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And if we make enough noise maybe he'll hear us.
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Give it up for the great Chris Farley.