F Bb F Bb
You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much
F Bb F Bb
I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch
F Bb F Bb
I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can
F Bb F Bb
Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan
Dm G C F
But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet
Bb F A Dm
From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
F C A
So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
Dm G Bb F
And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
Dm G Bb F
You could be laughing 65% more of the time
F Bb F Bb
Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course
F Bb F Bb
I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse
F Bb F Bb
I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal
F Bb F Bb
You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel
Dm G C F
But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet
Bb F A Dm
From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
F C A
So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
Dm G Bb F
And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
Dm G Bb F
You could be laughing 65% more of the time
Ab Eb
I should have practiced my scales
Ab Eb
I should not be attracted to males
Gb Db
But you said I should learn to love myself
Gb Gbm F
Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein.
Interlude -x2-: Fm Bb
Dm G C F
But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet
Bb F A Dm
From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
F C A
So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
Dm G Bb F
And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
Dm G Bb F
You could be laughing 65% more of the time
Dm G C F
But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet
Bb F A Dm
From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
F C A
So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
Dm G Bb F
And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
Dm G Bb F
You could be laughing 63% more of the time
Dm G Bb F
You could be laughing 25% more of the time