E
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
B
Oh what a skill to have
Gb
Oh what a skill to have
E
So many skills that make her distinctive
B
But they're not mine to have
Gb
No they're not mine
E
Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper
B
No i don't care about the soaps
Gb E
No i don't care about the soaps
B Gb
Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode
E Ebm
B
If this is a rom-com
Gb E Ebm
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
Gb E
Kill the director please
E Ebm
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
B Gb
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
E Ebm
And this is my head and this is my spout
B Gb
They work together; they can't figure anything out
E
So with the angst of a teenage band
B Gb E
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
B Gb
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
E Ebm
B
If this is a rom-com
Gb E Ebm
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
Gb E Ebm
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
Gb B
Kill the director please
E Ebm
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E Ebm
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E Ebm
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E Ebm
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E Ebm
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E Ebm
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm A
This is no Bridget
E Ebm
Bridget Jones
A E