Gm F
My computer thinks I'm gay
Eb
I threw that piece of junk away
-Eb-
On the Champs-Elysées, as I was walking home
Gm F
This is my last communiqué
Eb
Down the supper highway
-Eb-
All that I have left to say, in a single tome
Bb
I got too many friends
F
Too many people that I'll never meet
Gm
And I'll never be there for
Eb
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there
Gm F
If I could give it all away
Eb
Would it come back to me someday?
-Eb-
Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone
Gm F
But I've got a reason to declaim
Eb
The applications are to blame
-Eb-
For all my sorrow and my pain, of feeling so alone
Bb
I got too many friends
F
Too many people that I'll never meet
Gm
And I'll never be there for
Eb
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there
Bb
Too many friends
F
Too many people that I'll never meet
Gm
And I'll never be there for
Eb D
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there
Gm F
My computer thinks I'm gay
Eb
What's the difference anyway
Eb
When all the people do all day, is stare into a phone
Bb
I got too many friends
F
Too many people that I'll never meet
Gm
And I'll never be there for
Eb
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there
Bb
Too many friends
F
Too many people that I'll never meet
Gm
And I'll never be there for
Eb Bb
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there
F
I'll never be there
Gm
I'll never be there
Eb
I'll never be there
Gm -one strum to finish-
I'll never be there