Intro:
D G
Whenever I'm alone
D G
or if I'm feeling grey,
D G
there's one place I can go
D G7
to brighten up my day...
G7 Dm
It makes me want to sing,
G7 Dm
that's how the show should end
G7 Dm Dm - means one strum-
But wouldn't it be good-if-I...
F Dm A
...could sing it with a friend?...
-Dm -
Okay fine whatever, I'll join in too!
Verse:
G
I might go outside
D
and feel more alive.
F A
Without Twitter, where would I be?
G
I guess I'd be fit
F
I'd stop posting sh-
rubbish!
A Dm
But tumblr's a part of me!...
G D
There's so many websites and so little time,
F A
plus one or two you should avoid.
-mute-
Just don't stop watching YouTube
-mute-
or we'll be unemployed!
Chorus:
D G
The Internet is here!
D G
The Internet is great!
Em C
When you've got lots of followers,
G D
who needs a real mate?
F C
It might be antisocial,
F C
but these days that is fine.
-mute-
'Cause life is so much better when you spend it all online!
Interlude:
-mute-
A place where you can be yourself, no matter if you're geeky;
-mute-
Find friends that share your hobbies, even if they're freaky;
-mute-
Where every question in your head is answered in an instant;
-mute- -mute -
Who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence?
Chorus:
D G
The Internet is here!
D G
The Internet is great!
Em C
When you've got lots of followers,
G D
who needs a real mate?
Interlude:
F C
Without the internet
F C
we never would have met.
-mute-
We'd never be here on a stage doing things we might regret!
Verse:
-mute-
Who cares if you're a loser and everybody knows it,
-mute-
or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses?
-mute-
Even if your chances of getting tanned are slim
-mute -
or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim
Chorus:
D G
The Internet is here!
D G
The Internet is great!
Em C
When you've got lots of followers,
G D
who needs a real mate?
Interlude:
D G
It might be antisocial,
D G
but these days that is fine.
C D
'Cause life is so much better-
C D
life is so much better-
-quiet-
C D
life is so much better when you
-loud again-
F
spend
A7
it
C7
all
B7
on-
G
line!