Intro: C G Am G F G
Am F C G
The books you think I wrote are way too thick
Am F C G
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick
Am F C G
And I don't watch you when you sleep
Am F C Em F
Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep
Am G F
You're not going to heaven
Am G F
Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you
Am G
None of you are going to heaven
F Am G F
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you
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Am G
You shouldn't abstain from rape just
Am G F
because you think that I want you to
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Am G C
You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do
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-It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people
I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.-
Am F C G
I don't think masturbation is obscene
Am F C
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest
G Am
******* thing I've ever seen
F C G
You make my job a living hell
Am F C
I sent gays to fix overpopulation
G F
Didn't that go well
Am G F
You're not going to heaven
Am G F
Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
Am G F
None of you are going to heaven
Am G F
You're not my children you're a bad game of sims
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Am G Am G F
You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to
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Am G C
You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx
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-I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing
the line at the ******* deliaisle?-
Am F C G
You argue and you bicker and you fight
Am F C G Am
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
F C G
Over what they think is true
Am F C G F
But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you
Am G F
You pray so badly for heaven
Am G F
knowing any day may be the day that you die
Am G F
But maybe life on earth could be heaven
Am G F
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try
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F C F G
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
C F C G
And when you earn it you won't need it
Am G Am G F
I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to
Am G C
If you want love then the love is gonna come from you
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