Quatro anos de trabalho duro!Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!
CFCEm It's about all the sad stuff.
CFCEm Just picture a depressed onion cutting itself.
Interlude:
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CF I met a homeless man named Rich
CG Isn't that terrible?
CF I saw a flyer for a lost dog
AmEm And the dog didn't have any legs
CFAmG I saw a diabetic kid trick-or-treating
CF I saw a giraffe who had a short neck
AmG That was sad, or a deer
EFCG I saw an old man get hit by a train
EF He didn't see it in the pouring rain
CGE He didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!"
Because I didn't say anything.
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CFCEm I just thought to myself, "Ooh, this is gonna be sad."
CFCEm And it was.
CFCEm I'm a genius.
CF I saw a man with only one eye
CG In a 3D movie
CF I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone
AmEm Directly on his mother's corpse
CF I saw a kitten stuck in a tree
AmG Then the kitten jumped off and he hung himself
CFAmG I saw a boy who had red hair.
EFCG I went to a store looking for something to buy
EF But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy
CG No, wait--this store sells mirrors!
E See what I did there?
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The world's so sad, bros. Pain, genocide, war, xxxism, racism.
But I've gotta remember there's good things about it too.
Like the fact that none of that's happening to me! Score! Still,
though, it's hard not to be sad about it. How do y'all do it? I've
been telling you guys terribly sad things this whole song; you
haven't been sad at all. You've been--you've been happy--no,
you've been laughing. That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything.
It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world! I mean not for the
people that are actually sad, but the people like us that've gotta
xxxxing deal with them all the time. Being a comedian isn't being
an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses
of the public; it's being a hero. The world isn't sad. The world's
funny! I'm a sociopath!
CF I saw an old man slip and fall
AmG Hey, what a xxxxing idiot
CF I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral
AmG Ha ha ha. Classic comedy.
CF Everything that once was sad
AmG Is somehow funny now
CF The Holocaust and 9/11
AmG That xxxx's funny 24/7, cuz
EFCG Tragedy will be exclusively joked about
EFC Because my empathy is bumming me out
GE Goodbye, sadness
CFCEmC Hello jokes.