A F C D F E
Hit my snooze alarm for the 7th time
A F C DF E
Just don't feel like going to work - I think I'll call my boss then I'm
D E F G D
Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
E F G
Swear I've got some strange disease
D E F G
What's that little twerp gonna say Hey
Chorus - Hard rock style lots of crashes overdriven guitar
A F F C D
I'm callin' in sick today
A F F C D
Callin' in sick today
I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear watching Ernest Goes To Camp
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I'm not busy now anyway Hey
(Chorus)
A F F C D
I'm callin' in sick today
A F F C D
Callin' in sick today
A F F C D
Ain't going to work no way
A F F C DC
Callin' in sick today
(Bridge) - ED E D
I can do anything I want to
E D E D
I am invincible now
E D E D
I'm on fire baby
EG
I'm alive I'm alive can you hear me world
A
I'm alive
Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint
When I'm sick of takin' abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom's just seven digits away Hey
(Chorus)
A F F C D
I'm callin' in sick today
A F F C D
Callin' in sick today
A F F C D
Ain't going to work no way
A F F CDC
Callin' in sick today
E E E
D D D C C B G A