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Narrator And now it's time for silly songs with Larry the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr Lundt who together make up the infamous gang of scallywags The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
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We are the pirates who don't do anything
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We just stay home and lie around
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And if you ask us to do anything
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We'll just tell you we don't do anything
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Well I've never been to Greenland
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And I've never been to Denver
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And I've never buried treasure in St Louis or St Paul
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And I've never been to Moscow
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And I've never been to Tampa
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And I've never been to Boston in the fall
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Cuz we're the pirates who don't do anything
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We just stay home and lie around
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And if you ask us to do anything
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We'll just tell you we don't do anything
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And I never hoist the mainstay
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And I never swab the poop deck
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And I never veer to starboard cause I never sail at all
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And I've never walked the gang plank
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And I've never owned a parrot
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And I've never been to Boston in the fall
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Cuz we're the pirates who don't do anything
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We just stay home and lie around
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And if you ask us to do anything
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We'll just tell you we don't do anything
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Well I've never plucked a rooster
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And I'm not too good at ping-pong
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And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
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And I've never kissed a chipmunk
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And I've never gotten head lice
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And I've never been to Boston in the fall
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Pa Grape Huh What are you talkin' about What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate
Mr Lundt Hey that's right we're supposed to sing about piratey things
Larry Oh
PG And who's ever kissed a chipmunk That's just nonsense Why even bring it up Am I right What do you think
ML I think you look like Captain Crunch
PG Huh No I don't
ML Do too
PG Do not
ML You're making me hungry
PG That's it you're walkin' the plank
ML Says who
PG Says the captain that's who
ML Oh yeah Aye aye Captain Crunch hehehe
PG Arrrrrgh
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And I've never licked a spark-plug
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and I've never sniffed a stink bug
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And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
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And I've never bathed in yogurt
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And I don't look good in leggings
PG You just don't get it
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And we've never been to Boston in the fall
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PG Pass the chips Who's got the remote control
L Here it is
ML Time for Geraldo
PG It's definitely time for Wapner
ML Oh I don't like this show
L Hey look I found a quarter
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