C
The wood pecker bird likes pecking wood
G
The blue birds a bird that sings pretty good
Am
Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool ay
F
But the ibis is a bird that drinks bin juice all day
C
A crow is a bird with a heaps mad squawk
G
Cockatoos a bird with a sick mo-hawk
Am
Chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs
F
And ibises are bin Juice drinking dregs
C
A goose is a bird that's chill like a duck
G
And ibis is a bird that's a picnic wrecking
Am
Doves are birds that represent purity
F
Ibises wreck picnics and disrupt the community
C
Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life
G
bUT IBISES LOVE NOTHING BECAUSE THEYRE DEAD INSIDE
Am
Swan is a bird that's graceful and that
F
And ibises aren't birds they're feathered bin rats
(Chorus)
C
The ibis- bin Juice drinking gronks
G
Yeah the ibis- beaks are gross and long
Am
It's the ibis- picnic wrecking jerks
F
Yeah the ibis- they're the worst birds
C
The condor is an awesome bride of prey
G
A hawks a bird that's a cool bird ay
Am
The eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts
F
But ibises are bin juice drinking runts
C
The Albatros bird lives to sixty maybe older
G
The parrot is a bird who lives on a pirates shiulder
Am
Parrots say cool like polly want a cracker
F
Ibises just ing come up and harass ya
C
Lorikeets a bird with a colourful jacket
G
Ibises can off back to their home planet
Am
A seagulls a bird that scabs hot chips
F
And there only one bird scabbier than this
(Chorus)
C
It's the ibis- they're picnic wrecking irits
G
It's the ibis- I hope they don't come near us
Am
Yeah the ibis- they're bin Juice drinking jerks
F
It's the ibis- they're the ing est birds
Single strum this next part/rant
C
The ibis is a picnic wrecking burden on humanity
G
A dumperster diving bin chicken disrupting the community
Am
Annoying the gerneral public at every opportunity
F
Disgrace to feather creatures bringing shame on the bird family
C
If they're are any ibises watching this firstly
G
They're no bun juice here so you can off
Am
Secondly get a job and ing do something with your life
F
Sort it out you're on the road to nowhere
C
Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle
G
Of the Pacific Ocean or some I don't know
Am
I'm not your dad I can't tell you how to live your life just
F (hold)
Stop wrecking everyone's picnics
(Back to strumming)
C
It's the ibis- bin Juice drinking runts
G
It's the ibis- that's ruining your lunch
Am
Yeah the ibis- picnic wrecking jerks
F
It's the ibis- what a ing runt of a bird
(End on C)