[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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What's the greatest kind of knot
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That you can tie with ease?
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It's useful and it's happy
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And it suits your every need
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Well i'm about to tell you
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But first I have to note
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That you never should never consider
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Putting a rope around your throat
[Chorus]
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So, let's learn how to tie a noose
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It's practical for every use!
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All you need is a piece of rope
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And to never give up hope
[Verse 2]
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You make a loop and the snake goes down
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But changes it's mind and turns around
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And climbs back up to the top again
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This is where the fun begins
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You take the snake and spiral down
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And at the bottom
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What has he found?
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The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
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Then you give the top a pull
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Never consider self abuse
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This is how you tie a noose
[Bridge] (slower)
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There's a 100 uses for the hangman's knot
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That have nothing to do with
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(Never do that!)
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You can make a stylish belt
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To hold up your pants
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You can tie them to your wrists
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And do a hangman's dance
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Well, you could tie your shoes
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Or you could make bananas fly
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You could stir a mixture
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Hang a picture
Anything you try!
[Chorus]
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So, let's learn how to tie a noose
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It's practical for every use!
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All you need is a piece of rope
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And to never give up hope
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Never consider self abuse!
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This is how you tie a noose!