The Krampus Song - Rusty Cage
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Well Christmas time is magical
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At least that's what I'm told
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To buy each other useless presents
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Wherever they are sold
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When spoiled snot-nosed brats can cry
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When mom and dads forget to buy them
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All the things they want under the Christmas tree
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So visit home this winter season
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Heaven knows you need a reason
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To talk to your annoying family
[Chorus]
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So have yourself a merry little Christmas holiday
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And celebrate when Jesus Christ was born
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Though Santa isn't real
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Beware of stories never told
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When Krampus to rip apart your soul
[Verse 2]
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Lets not forget our pagan roots
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Of Krampus and his cloven hooves
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This hellish demon sneaks into your home
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He'll eat your heart and drink your blood
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No matter if you're bad or good
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And rip your skull out and place upon his throne
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Oh Krampus!
[Verse 3]
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But don't let these stories get you
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Though your parents can't protect you
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Krampus eats the flesh of adults too
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So dream your dreams of sugar plumbs
What the fuck is a sugar plumb?
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Christmas is a time for me and you
[Chorus]
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So have yourself a merry little Christmas holiday
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And celebrate when jesus christ was born
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Though santa isn't real
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Beware of stories never told
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When Krampus to rip apart your soul
[Bridge]
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Oh Krampus please don't eat my heart
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Oh Krampus please don't eat my soul
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Oh Krampus please don't eat my flesh
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Oh Krampus please don't eat my parents
[Chorus]
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So have yourself a merry little Christmas holiday
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And celebrate when jesus christ was born
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Though santa isn't real
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Beware of stories never told
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When Krampus to rip apart your
[Outro]
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Krampus comes to rip apart your
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Krampus comes to rip apart your
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Krampus comes to rip apart your
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Santa comes to bring you lots of joy