[Verse 1]
D G
There he is, my one and only Senpai! (Say hi to Senpai!)
A D A
He's my future boyfriend. He just doesn't know it yet... (Spring it on Senpai!)
D
I'd tell him all my feelings,
G Bb
all the thoughts I've been concealing,
A G A
but it sounds so unappealing that I sweat... a lot...
D G
Every day, my favorite subject's Senpai! (A+ at Senpai!)
A D A
I could sit and study him for hours at a time! (Sounds kind of boring!)
D G
His eyes! His hair! His derrière!
Bb
It's crazy and yet I don't care!
A D
And I swear one day I'll finally make him mine!
[Pre-Chorus]
G A
Who is that cute little student there and
F# B
why is she touching his arm?
G A
If she puts moves on my Senpai, then I'll
F# B
have to cause her harm!
G A
Maybe I should clean up this body,
F# B
or just dump it into the trash!
G A
Senpai could never love her
F# B
cause we're such a perfect match!
E B
Everywhere that he goes,
C# G#
I'll be there and he won't know!
A E
Am I mad? Maybe so,
A B
but I love to sniff his clothes...
[Chorus]
E B
Then I'll make him agree
C# G#
he's my blushing boy-to-be!
A E
In the end, all my friends
D E
will then see.... Senpai notice me!
[Verse 2]
G A
Kokona keeps gazing at my Senpai... (Don't look at Senpai!)
B E B E
Maybe I should follow her and have a friendly chat. (Doesn't sound friendly...)
E D
I promise not to hurt her,
A
just to frame her for a murder.
B A B
She's a Senpai-stealing, sultry little brat... I think...
G A
Almost noon and no sign of my Senpai... (Hurry up, Senpai!)
B E B E
Could it be he's making out with her behind my back?! (This could get ugly!)
E D
Let's offer her a shower,
A
then we'll turn off all the power,
B E
That should sour things and get us back on track!
[Verse 2]
A B
Anyone who flirts with my Senpai
G# C#
gets my cell phone shoved up their skirt!
A B
Talking to my Senpai is not an option,
G# C#
unless you want to be hurt.
A B
Why is everybody a bit uneasy
G# C#
when I pull out this sharp knife?
A B
I am not a killer or psycho;
G# C#
I am Senpai's future wife!
F# C#
Is this fate? Is this stress?
C# Bb
Is this Yandere duress?
B F#
Or obsession? Possession?
B C#
It's anybody's guess.
[Chorus]
F# C#
All I know is this school's
C# Bb
full of murder-making tools.
B F#
It's uncanny, but dandy
E F#
for me! Senpai-
B
drank this drink! (Lemonade, I think!)
F# B
Senpai ate this fruit! (Just a bite or two...)
F# G#
Senpai blew his nose! (That's a little gross...)
C#
Senpai wore this bathing suit!
B
Senpai called this phone! (You just took her phone...)
F#
Senpai shaved this hair! (But it's not from there...)
G#
Senpai left this note! (What was that he wrote?)
C# D#
Senpai wore this underwear!
G# D#
Don't you wave! Don't you stare!
C#
Don't you act like you don't care!
G#
Touch my Senpai; I swear I will
C# D#
maul you like a bear!
G# D#
I'm not weird, or a creep-
C#
Though I watch my Senpai sleep...
G#
I'm not lovesick; I just
C# F#
want to see... Senpai notice me!