[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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We can do our makeup in the parking lot
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We can get so famous that we both get shot
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But right now, I'm in the shower
[Verse 2]
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We can get some press on nails at CVS
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I could tell you now or I could make you guess
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But right now, I'm in the shower, I'm in the shower
[Verse 3]
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We can drink our beer out of a sippy cup
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We can go to Disneyworld and fuck shit up
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But right now, I'm in the shower
[Verse 4]
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We can call in sick and go to Chuck E Cheese
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We can make a baby on the flying trapeze
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But right now, I'm in the shower, I'm in the shower
[Solo]
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[Break] (spoken)
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You heartless bastard, Can't you see that I'm in the shower?
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You bastard, Can't you see that I'm in the shower?
[Verse 5]
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We can fall in love at the Dairy Queen
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We can be nice or we can be mean
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But right now, I'm in the shower
[Outro]
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