Capo III
[Verse 1]
Em D
My computer thinks I'm gay
C
I threw that piece of junk away
(C)
On the Champs-Elysées, as I was walking home
Em D
This is my last communiqué
C
Down the supper highway
(C)
All that I have left to say, in a single tome
[Chorus]
G
I got too many friends
D
Too many people that I'll never meet
Em
And I'll never be there for
C
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there
[Verse 2]
Em D
If I could give it all away
C
Would it come back to me someday?
(C)
Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone
Em D
But I've got a reason to declaim
C
The applications are to blame
(C)
For all my sorrow and my pain, of feeling so alone
[Chorus 2]
G
I got too many friends
D
Too many people that I'll never meet
Em
And I'll never be there for
C
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there
G
Too many friends
D
Too many people that I'll never meet
Em
And I'll never be there for
C B
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there
[Verse 3]
Em D
My computer thinks I'm gay
C
What's the difference anyway
C
When all the people do all day, is stare into a phone
[Chorus]
G
I got too many friends
D
Too many people that I'll never meet
Em
And I'll never be there for
C
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there
G
Too many friends
D
Too many people that I'll never meet
Em
And I'll never be there for
C G
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there
D
I'll never be there
Em
I'll never be there
C
I'll never be there
Em (one strum to finish)
I'll never be there