Intro: G
Verse 1:
G
i like whiskey you like wine
you're the kind of woman that's so refined
i like horses you like gin
I told you never come around here again
Em
up and down up and down
A
hot and cold square and round
C G
I never knew that smile could make somebody frown
Em
cats and dogs wet and dry
A
you're the cactus of my eye
C G
i bet that you can make a grown man cry
Instrumental: G
Verse 2:
G
you like boys i like girls
get you on the dancefloor takin' for a whirl
i know what you're looking for
so turn yourself a round and find the door
Em
black and white left and right
A
hugs and kisses had a bar fight
C G
you and me will be day and night
Em
North and south east and west
A
i like the way you wear that dress
C G
you always try to be your worst to be your best
Chorus:
Em A
whooahooahoaa if i told you i could hold you
D/F# G D/F#
would you play nice or just start a fight
C D/F#
but we're so far apart different heads and different hearts
G D/F# C
You're always at the end before i start
whoaahw
i hate you guts but you got soul
Verse 3:
G
i'm like ice you're like fire
i'm a lil' lamb and you're barbed wire
i'm like rubber you're like glue
what you want aint gonna come true
Em
tight and loose father goose
A
i'm acute and you're obtuse
C G
you're the hangman pulling on my noose
Em
early late small and great
A
good and bad and love and hate
C G
lock up all your doors and close your gate
Chorus:
Em A
whooahooahoaa if i told you i could hold you
D/F# G D/F#
would you play nice or just start a fight
C D/F#
but we're so far apart different heads and different hearts
G D/F# C
You're always at the end before i start
whoaahw
i hate you guts but you got soul
Verse 4:
G
girl you take my breath away
go ahead and suffocate
i wanna treat you like a queen
i'd send you to the guillotine
Em
call me crazy - ok fine
A
i wish that i could make you mine
C G
i'm bloomingdales and you're the Five and Dime
Em
Call me stupid - yes you are
A
don't care 'bout your daddy's car
C G
and I don't like coors light or PBR
Chorus:
Em A
whooahooahoaa if i told you i could hold you
D/F# G D/F#
would you play nice or just start a fight
C D/F#
but we're so far apart different heads and different hearts
G D/F# C
You're always at the end before i start
whoaahw
i hate you guts but you got soul
Outro stay on G