This is how I play the song. Suggestions and corrections welcome!
C F
C Em C F Am x2
C F C Em C F Am
How'd you never come to the thing by the bridge where we used to go out
C F C Em C F Am
House you never climbed till our clothes were all worn with our face in the dirt
F C F C
So you’re stuck in the middle and you can’t get out
F C F G
No one’s laughing, no crying out loud
F C F C
You wanted something but you couldn’t get in
F C F G
No one said we ever had to be friends
C F C Em C F Am
How’d you never leave that tired old car on the side of the road
C F C Em C F Am
Rocking to and fro, let’s grab all the box finish our drinks and we’ll go
F C F C
And we're stuck in the middle and you can’t get out
F C F G
No one’s laughing, no crying out loud
F C F C
You wanted something but you couldn’t get in
F C F G
No one said we ever had to be friends
Dm Em
Everybody’s laughing at you as if you never gave them time
Dm C G
Because I think I told you it’s not your crime
Dm Em
Everybody’s looking at you as if you never served them wine
Dm C G
And I think I told you it’s the right time
F C F C F C F G x2
C F C Em C F Am
Oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh x4
(end the last one on the F, not the Am)