So basically I've seen a few tabs with 100% correct chords but I found rhythm and
timing really hard with this song in the second verse, so this is it with the chords
in the correct place.
Standard tuning, Capo on second fret. Or y'all can transpose it down if you don't
have a capo or you're not lazy like me.
Am E C D F Am D
It's these substandard motels on the (lalalalala) corner of 4th and Fremont
E
Street.
Am E C D
Appealing only because they are just that un-appealing
F Am D E Am
Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering.
E C D F Am D E
The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde,
Am E C D F Am D E
And the habit of decomposing right before your very (lalalala) eyes.
(N.C.) Am
Along with the people inside
C F E Am C F E
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Am C F E Am C F E
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
F Am
Tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a virgin
F C E
Accessorising with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie
F Am F Am
She's getting a job at the firm come Monday.
F Am D E
The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney
Am E C D
Moonlighting aside, she really needs his money.
F Am C E
Oh, wonderful caricature of intimacy.
E
Yeah (Yeah)
Am E C D F Am D E Am
And not to mention, the constable, and his proposition, for that virgin
E C D F Am D E Am
Yes, the one the lawyer met with on "strictly business" as he said to the Mrs.
E C D F Am D E Am
Well, only hours before, after he had left, she was fixing her face in a compact.
E C D F (N.C.) Am
There was a terrible crash (There was a terrible crash)
E C D F
Between her and the badge, she spilled her purse and her bag,
Am D E C D E
And held a "purse" of a different kind.
(N.C) Am
Along with the people inside
C F E Am C F E
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Am C F E Am C F E
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
(N.C.)
There are no…
F Am F
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses.
C E
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
F E C D
(At the) shade of the sheets and before all the stains
F Am D E
And a few more of your least favorite things.
F Am F
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses.
C E
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
F E C D
(At the) shade of the sheets and before all the stains
F Am D E
And a few more of your least favorite things.
Am C F E Am C F E
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Am C F E Am C F E
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
F Am F
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses.
C E
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
F E C D
(At the) shade of the sheets and before all the stains
F Am D E
And a few more of your least favorite things.
F Am F
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses.
C E
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
F E C D
(At the) shade of the sheets and before all the stains
F Am D E C
And a few more of your least favorite things.