C
Spend a night in Paris
Do it in a yaris
Suck a penis really shitty
F C
To get some publicity
If you wanna be a star
Then unhook your frickin bra
The public won't care who you are
Until you pant on camera
Am
Spread it like a virus
A Am
Then maybe somebody will come n hire us
Am G C
Baby we should make a sextape
F
It's how you get famous
Act a little heinous
Finger in the anus
Am G C
Put it in a sextape
F
Suckin' on my wotsit
Daddy shouldn't watch it
I could play the boyfriend n'
You could play my
C
HOE Hey x3
F
You could play my HOE Hey x3
E C
Time for the Kim Kardashian
The Pamela Anderson
On a pedalo in Ibiza
F C
Costa Rica with Tulisa
On a boat with Tommy Lee
In a bed with Mini Me
I swear your mother will agree
That it pays a decent fee
Am
Spread that porno like it's herpes
A Am
It's the only way to work into your thirties
G Am G C
Baby we should make a sextape
F
You'll be going viral
Not that kind of viral
Entering vaginal
Am G C
Put it in a sextape
F
Next it will be Miley
Probability highly
I could play the boyfriend n'
You could play my
C
HOE Hey x3
F
You could play my HOE Hey x3
C F C F
Assume a position n screw a musician
C F
Film with an actor bent over a tractor
C F
Seduce a producer with implant bazookas
Bb
Now that you're known for screaming and moaning in
Am G C F
Sextapes schoolgirl in detention
Oiling up your engine paying off your pension
Am G C F
Put it in a sextape you could buy a penthouse
Centrefold of penthouse I could play the boyfriend
Am G C
When we make a sextape
F
Famos on computers beaming down the routers getting out your hooters
Am G C
Put it in a sextape
F
Stick it up on redtube cheeky bit of side boob
I could play the boyfriend
You could play my
C
HOE Hey x3
F
You could play my HOE Hey x3