[Intro]
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[Verse]
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My lover was a rich man he'd come
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Home late at night with his shoes untied, and I'd
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I would greet him at the door and kiss him on the
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Cheek, and he'd go out I wouldn't see him for a week, and I'd
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Play hide and seek with our dogs and our cat
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In the basement, and they would never peek
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But they would always cheat, and smell me from the distance
[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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My neighbor was an asshole, one night
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He revved up his car inside the garage, and it
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Made such a racket that I couldn't
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Sleep, and I was pissed but too lazy to do anything, so
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I went downstairs and curled up on the couch
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With the cat, we watched a sitcom about a man
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With a pretty girlfriend, who's all that
[Chorus]
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Oh my psycho speak will never cease
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Oh oh oh
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Oh oh oh oh oh
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Oh oh oh oh oh
[Outro]
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Oh oh oh oh oh
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Oh oh oh oh oh
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I went downstairs and curled up on the couch with the cat
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