C G
I'm at a nandos trying to paul home
Em D
All of my change I spent on Lou
C
Where have his socks gone
G Em D
Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two
C
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember
G
The boys tried out seperately
Em
It's even harder to picture
D
They placed at number three
C
Harry loves to get naked
G
But the boys never mind
Em
As soon as they got famous
D C
All of the fan girls broke down
C G
Twitcam makes me smile
Em
Someone should tell Niall
D
To hide his profile
C G
I let Larry Stylinson Prank call my friends
Em D
6 r’s in Terrence, Zayn’s no pedophile
C G
I'm at a Nandos trying to paul home
Em D
All of my change I spent on Lou
C
Where have his socks gone
G Em D
Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two
C G
Everytime I read a new fanfic
Em D
Louis’ munching on some carrot sticks
C G
Why is Harry’s hair always perfect?
Em D
Liam’s only got one kidney left
C
We’ve got to thank Simon Cowell
G
For making the boys stay
Em
Louis drove the van so slow
D
He got stopped twice that day
C
Zayn has such beautiful eyes
G
And perfectly quaffed hair
Em
There were women in Sweden
D C
Who wouldn’t put their shirts down
C G
Video Diaries
Em
Superman Louis
D
Liam and Daniel Peazer
C G
And Zayn loves Perrie, Niall and his guitar
Em D
Louis and Eleanor,the kazoo and Harry
C G
I'm at a Nandos trying to paul home
Em D
All of my change I spent on Lou
C
Where have his socks gone
G Em D
Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two
C G
Zayn should probably work on his dance moves
Em D
Niall is a big fan of the zoo
C G
Harry used to share a flat with Lou
Em D
Liam won’t go near another spoon
C
Now I'm at a Nandos