Verse 1:
C G
There was a man called Bob
C F
Who had a very big nob
C G
And also a boob job
C D
Cos he was a transsexual
Chorus 1:
C G
Bob we all love Bob
F
Bob and his nob
Bob and his
C G C
Artificially enhanced nob
Verse 2:
C G
There was a man called Paul
C F
Who had very big balls
C G
Which caused him to fall
C D
Cos he was a transsexual
Chorus 2:
C G
Paul we all love Paul
F
Paul and his balls
Paul and his
C G C
Artificially enhanced balls
Bridge:
Am F
Bob and Paul were very cruel
C G
To their lower parts
Am F
Bob and Paul's nob and balls
C G C
Are artificially enhanced
Chorus 1
Chorus 2
End:
C F
Paul and Bob's balls and nob
C G C
Are artificially enhanced jobs
(x4)
Written by Cat Ladel, Tongs, Fish Flippers, Spatula and Wrappo