G (let ring)
C B Am
Cause he gets up in the morning
C B Am
And he goes to work at nine
C B Am
And he comes back home at five-thirty
C B Am
Gets the same train every time
C B Am C
Cause his world is built 'round punctuality
B Am
It never fails
C B Am
And he's oh so good
C B Am
And he's oh so fine
C B Am
And he's oh so healthy
C B Am
In his body and his mind
F Em
He's a well respected man about town
F D
Doing the best things so conservatively
And his mother goes to meetings
While his father pulls the maid
And she stirs the tea with councilors
While discussing foreign trade
And she passes looks as well as bills
At every suave young man
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And he likes his own backyard
And he likes his fags the best
Cause he's better than the rest
And his own sweat smells the best
And he hopes to grab his father's loot
When Pater passes on
Chorus
And he plays at stocks and shares
And he goes to the Regatta
And he adores the girl next door
Cause he's dying to get at her
But his mother knows the best about
The matrimonial stakes
Chorus