NOFX - Best God In Show
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VERSE:
G Bm C Am
Ive no consideration, zero mutual respect
G Em C D
For billions who suffer from , rational thought neglect
G Bm C Am
I dont wanna waste a sentence, I dont want a convert-sation
G Em C D
Thats gonna end in disdain, disbelief and aggravation
CHORUS:
C D G
And I find its getting harder to hang out
C D Em
With grown adults who actually believe
C D
In Santa Claus and Noah’s Ark
G Em
and that their god is the best
C D G
My distaste has turned into detest
Intro Riff
VERSE:
G Bm C Am
Who would read a 2000 year old medical journal
G Em C D
Techniques for bloodletting, advice on Trichinosis
G Bm C Am
Would you navigate the globe with a map of a flat earth
G Em C D
Without DNA testing, would you believe virgin birth
CHORUS:
C D G
And I find its getting painful to put up
C D Em
With grown adults who actually believe
C D
In Unicorns and Creation,
G Em
and God always takes their side
C D G
Thats when my innocent jabbing turns snide
Intro Riff
VERSE:
G Bm C Am
Thank God for the Grammy, thank God for the touchdown
G Em C D
Thank God for blowing up the enemy's sacred ground
G Bm C Am
So how am I supposed to take anything you say seriously?
G Em C D
When youve swapped free will for faith, hope and pre-destiny
CHORUS:
C D G
And its getting agonizing to hang out
C D Em
With grown adults who actually believe
C D
Mythology and history
G Em
trump physics and science
C D G
My aversion has turned to abhorrence
Intro Riff
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