[Verse 1]
D Em
Anywhere I go, I'm gonna take you with me
G Em
Pennsylvania, Arkansas, Texas and Kentucky
D Em
Buy a little trailer big enough for just you and me
G Em
Stay up watching Golden Girls and I Love Lucy
D Em
Cuddling in bed, I kiss and rub your belly
G Em
Listen to you snort and wheeze and whine in your sleep
D Em
Greeted with wet kisses in the early morning
G Em
Always fall asleep to the song of your snoring
[Chorus]
D
And I don't know what I did
Em
Before the day I met you
G
And I don't know what I'd do
E
If I ever lost you
[Verse 2]
D Em
Anywhere you go is the place I'll call my home
G Em
Painting welcome signs and growing flowers in the lawn
D Em
Eating junk and watching trash 'til the break of the dawn
G Em
A gentleman you are, always take me on long walks
D Em
A great big appetite, I like men who know how to eat
G Em
Slurping the same noodle when we share spaghetti
D Em
Eating peanut butter, dip the spoons in the jar
G Em
Buy a box of donuts glazed in icing sugar
[Chorus]
D
And I don't know what I did
Em
Before the day I met you
G
And I don't know what I'd do
E
If I ever lost you
[Verse 3]
D Em
You're the lumpiest, squishiest, fattest little thing
G Em
You're the sweetest little guy, my double-chinned baby
D Em
You're the only man I want and the only man I need
G Em
You're the only man late at night when I sleep
D
You're the cutest pug
Em
The kind I spent my whole life dreaming of
G E D
Growing old together in a trailer park so in love