The Last of the Secret Agents
E D E
He's never caught one spy untold
D E
He's never even caught a cold
A E
Got his degree from Disney Land
B7 A E
But he's the last of the secret agents and he's my man
He's an underwhelming kind of sleuth
He thinks James Bond is some kind of suit
He's farther back than also ran
But he's the last of the secret agents and he's my man
He'd come in third in a two-horse race
I've never had to slap his face
But people try to understand
He's the last of the secret agents and he's my man