Tabbed by Josh Mulla
I play this song with a CAPO on 3 so Im not endlessly doing barchords.
If you do not have a problem with barchords, you can use the transpose
tool to transpose the chorsd 3 half steps down.
Capo 3
Dm Em
I wear women's underwear
Am F
And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
Dm Em
I cross my legs just like a queer
Am F
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
Dm Em
What defines a straight man straight?
Am F
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak?
Dm Em
I'll tell you what a woman loves most
Am N.C.
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke
Dm Em Am
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
F Em
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Dm
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Em Am
no, no, no more getting' elated
F Em Em
No more listless invitations
Dm Em
I live by a hospital
Am F
And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows
Dm Em
I see people dying there
Am F
But my tender age makes it hard to care
Dm Em
Incinerator and a big smoke stack
Am F
It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh *ha*
Dm Em
All I need is a heart attack
Am N.C.
C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac
Dm Em Am
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
F Em
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Dm
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Em Am
no, no, no more getting' elated
F E E Dm
No more listless invitations
Dm Dm Dm
For the love of fuck
E E E
For the sake of Pete
A A A
Did you ever really think
F F F
You'd love a guy like me?
Dm Dm Dm
I am the rooster in the morning
E E E E
I'm the cock of the day
A A A
I'm the boxer in the briefs
F F F
I'm a twelve ounce steak
Am Em Cm F
Eh-oh Eh-oh Eh-oh Yehbo
Am F Bb F
Yehbo Yehbo Yehbo Yehbooooo
Bb F
Ya, it's verbatim
Bb F
And ya, and it's naked
Bb F
And ya, and it's shakin'
Em Em Em
It shakes, shakes shakes
Dm Em Am F
Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh Yea eah
repeat to finish.