[Verse]
D A
Oh, you silly old man
D A
You silly old man
D A
You're making a fool of yourself
G A D
So get off the stage
[Verse]
D A
You silly old man
D A
In your misguided trousers
D A
With your mascara and your Fender guitar
G A D
And you think you can arouse us?
[Chorus]
A
But the song that you just sang
Bm G
It sounds exactly like the last one
D
And the next one
G
I bet you it will sound
A
Like this one
[Verse]
D A
Downstage, and offstage
D A
Don't you feel all run in?
D A
And do you wonder when they will take it away?
G A D
This is your final fling
[Verse]
D A
But then applause ran high
D A
But for the patience of the ones behind you
D A
As a verse drags on like a month drags on
G A D
It's very short, but it seems very long
[Chorus]
A
And the song that you just sang
Bm G
It sounds exactly like the last one
D
And the next one
G
I bet you it will sound
A
Like this one
[Verse]
D A
So, get off the stage
D A
Oh, get off the stage
D A
And when we get down off of the stage
G A D
Please stay off the stage - ALL DAY!
[Verse]
D A
So, get off the stage
D A
Oh, get off the stage
D A
And when we've had our money back
G A D
Then I'd like your back in plaster
[Chorus]
A
Oh, I know that you say
Bm G
How age has no meaning
D G
Oh, but here is your audience now
A
And they're screaming:
[Verse]
D A
Get off the stage
D A
Oh, get off the stage
D A
Because I've given you enough of my time
G A D
And the money that wasn't even mine (Have you seen yourself recently?)
[Outro]
D A
Oh, get off the stage
D A
Oh, get off the stage
D A
G A D
D A D A
D A
G A D
For whom the bell tolls