Adam: You called for me, boss?
Mallory: Oh yes, thank you so much for coming in. Ah, listen, so you're a really great worker and a nice guy..
Adam: Oh, thanks.
Mallory: We have to uh... we have to let you uh...
Adam: What are you saying?
Mallory: I mean we have to fire... You know what? Let me just sing this to you.
Adam: No, I don't really think that would help.
Mallory: Oh no, it will definitely help, this is gonna be really good, so...
D
Everything sounds nicer when you sing
When you sing
When you sing
When you sing
As long as it sounds pretty you can sing
G
Evil things
Nasty things
D
Violent things
A
You can tell your grandma, it's time to put her in a home
D A
Dump your boyfriend, say he's gonna die alone
N.C.
James:That's a pretty song, Mal.
Mallory: Hey James, hey.
James: Hey.
N.C.
Mallory: I'm dumping you.
James: What?!
D
I mean I'm dumping you
G
As long as you are singing, they can't trace
D
That you just insulted them to their face
N.C.
Mallory: Like take Jason here for example, if I just say to him "I want to hurt you",
it comes off a little threatening, but if I sang it in a jazzy voice:
D G A
I want to kick you in the head
D
Everything sounds nicer to music
G D
And it helps that Jason here's an idiot.
N.C.
Mallory: Just imagine if doctors used this tactic when diagnosing their patients.
Stacey: Look, you have one week to live.
N.C.
Matt: What?! I am suing you.
Mallory: Here doc, let me try.
D A D
Since your surgery you've been infected through and through
Because this stupid doctor left his iPod inside you.
G A
You can tell your friend that she looks awful in those pants
D C
And admit you never ever wash your hands
A D
I hope you don't mind ruining that blazer
C
Security's coming and they're bringing tasers.
D A A D
Because you are fired! (Fired! Fired!)
D
You didn't do anything wrong!
G A A D
You're just fired! (Fired! Fired!)
D G A D
You are fired! (Fired! Fired!)
Just 'cause we don't like your face
G
You are fired! (Fired! Fired!)
D
And you're not getting severance pay.