Intro: C F x2
C F C F
Set fire to your hair
C F C F
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
C F C F
Eat medicines that's out of date
C F C F
Use your private parts as piranha bait
C F am G
Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die
C F G C
Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die
C F C F
Get your toast out with a fork
C F C F
Do your own electrical work
C F C F
Teach yourself how to fly
C F C F
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
C F am G
Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die
C F G C
Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die
C F C F
Invite a psycho-killer inside
C F C F
Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride
C F C F
Take your helmet off in outer space
C F C F
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
C F am G
Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die
C F G C
Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die
C F C F
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
C F C F
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
C F C F
Eat a tube of superglue
C F C F
I wonder what's this red button do
C F am G
Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die
C F G C
Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die
am G F G F G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
am G F G F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
C F
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G am
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F G
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
C F
Dumbest ways to die
C am
Dumbest ways to die
C F
Dumbest ways to die
C F
So many dumb
C F C
So many dumb ways to die