[Verse 1]
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I had a dream I don’t know what it meant
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But I dreamed Donald Trump was our president
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And there on election night right by his side
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His flunky Chris Christie along for the ride
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But it gets worse just wait there’s more
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He made Jeff Sessions Secretary of War
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And just like he promised he built him that wall
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He blew up Cuba and he carpet bombed Montreal
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[Verse 2]
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I had a dream I woke up in a cold sweat
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The Donald was elected in a huge upset
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He made a bad deal with Putin a secret pact with Assad
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Told the Pope where to go I swear to God
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As for the Supreme Court he got to choose
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He filled the vacancy up with Lyin’ Ted Cruz
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His face was bright orange and his hair was just weird
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But we were made great again, embarrassed and feared
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[Verse 3]
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I had a dream here’s how it went
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I dreamed that the Trumpster was the president
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His little finger on the button, he was doin’ his thing
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Our new national anthem was “my ding-a-ling”
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We were bought and sold like in Monopoly
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He had the most hotels in the land of the free
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Locked up the opposition and the demonstrators too
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That would be me and it might be you
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[Verse 4]
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I had a dream I’m not sure what it meant
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When I dreamed Donald Trump was our president
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And it wasn’t even close he won it in a landslide
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Our new hot First Lady she was beaming with pride
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If you think that’s cool don’t fool yourself
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He made Ben Carson Secretary of Health
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And Sarah Palin Secretary of Stealth
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If you think that’s scary well just you wait
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He made Newt Gingrich the Secretary of State
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And Rush Limbaugh the Secretary of Hate!!
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Dreams come true and there’s prophesy
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And sometimes a nightmare is a reality