(Intro)
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It was a dark and spooky Halloween night
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When I Dracula thought that I would invite
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All of my freaky friends who were there in a flash
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To a big dance party a Monster Mash
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Wolfman Frankenstein and Mummy were there
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While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair
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It was a groovy good time for a vampire bat
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To fly out of his coffin and - wait what was that
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Tis I Never fear Simon Belmont is here
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To destroy evil monsters and all you hold dear
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I will end your cruel necromancing
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Ego Actually we were just dancing UGH
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To Hell demon beasts from whence you came
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You're in Castlevania this isn't a game
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Now run away free this land of its chains
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As God is my witness I shall see you all slain
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Later that night we went back to my castle
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Where we could dance in peace and also never get hassled
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We had fun playing Twister on my queen sized bed
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The party was smaller cause Wolfman was dead
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At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say
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I brought Guitar Hero so who wants to play
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It was Swampman on vocals Nosferatu on bass
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Boy you should have seen the silly funny look on his - Oh God no
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Tis I Never fear Simon Belmont is here Ego Shit
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The power of Christ is infused in my spear
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I'll put an end to your horrible reign
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But we're just playing Twister
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I rip out your brain
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I will restore all the glory of light
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With my whip and my crystals I'll take back the night
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You knocked over the chips
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Sound the death knell
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Medusa you she-bitch I will see you in Hell
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For the love of God Simon what the fuck is your deal
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You don't invite me to your parties do you know how that feels
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Are you frigging serious you killed all my guests
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Just cause you felt left out
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No yes
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Well monsters like me can still be your friend
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Just stop bringing our lives to a god-awful end
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Now since we are the only ones left alive
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Let's play two-man Twister come on give it a try