Born 25 February 1964, Avonmouth, Bristol, England, UK
Daughter Molly (b. 1994).
Married wife Heather at age 17
Once played in a band called 'The Forgotten Five'
Says that character 'Malcolm' often refered to in stand-up shows (the man who seems to always work in different jobs like outside McDonalds and as a trolley collector) was created based on a man he saw in a service station. He was a man cleaning the floor with a v-mop he describes the man as looking like 'a lobotomy patient wearing skis on a pebble beach at high tide'.
Quatro anos de trabalho duro!Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Somebody - Lee Evans ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Luke Pollard Email: [email protected]
Tuning: Standard
I don't believe anybody's tabbed this yet, but it's a fairly simple one. Just the three chords - Bb F and Eb. Ideally use barre chords. The song should be played on ukulele and the same chords can be used on that, but guitar sounds just as good.
Intro: BbF (Listen to the song for strumming patterns)
Verse 1 BbF Would you bring a man to his knees?
Bb Hey, if he's beat
F Then why not squeeze?
EbF If i see an opportunity
EbF I would even sell my own granny
BbF Granny Annie Whoa-o-o-oah
Verse 2 Bb Would you kick a man
F While he's down?
Bb Best time when he's on
F On the ground
EbF I would step on anybody if
EbF If i thought it would make me
BbF A somebody
EbF I wouldn't step on nobody, but
EbF It just makes me feel like BbF I'm a somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody
Would you steal a rich mans wife? If it made my life, oh, less of a strife Lazing around on her old man's money Well that just makes em feel like I'm a somebody, somebody, somebody Would you take a man for all he's got? Leaving him with diddly Ha-ha diddly squat I would step on anybody if If thought it would make me a somebody right here,right now I wouldn't step on nobody but, It just makes me feel like I'm a somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody Would you twist Would you twist that man's wrist It's good to fix up a few Dirty tricks Yeah, I don't give a shit Well, my skin is that thick Yeah, I'm the get-rich-quick Get-rich-quick son of a bitch Yeah tha's who I am Maybe I lack a little upper class But as long as I'm al right, Jack It's up your arse! Yeah, I would step on anybody if If i thought it would make me A somebody right here, right now I wouldn't step on noody, but It just makes em feel like I'm a somebody Oh yes I am Would you drag that man
Would you drag that man down? If i thought that I was going to drown The I'd spread i all round town Of how i tried to save the man Oh, unfortunately he drowned Yes, he went down Would you stab a man In the back? Best time, when they can't Fight you back I would step on anybody if If i thought it would make me A somebody I wouldn't step on nobody, but It just makes me feel lik I'm a somebody Oh please I wonna be a somebody, please. I gonna step into the sunlight Oh, from the darkness Yeah Oh, please Why not me? Oh, oh, oh Yeah Up 'em and fuck 'em And suck 'em and screw 'em And woo 'em and do 'em And trash 'em And smash 'em and bash 'em Accuse 'em, amuse 'em, then use 'em Grab 'em and gag 'em And nab 'em and bag 'em Until they say Until they say Goodbye... Up 'em and fuck 'em And suck 'em and screw 'em And woo 'em and do 'em Trash 'Em And smash 'em and bash 'em Grab 'em and gag 'em Until they say Until they say Goodbye