TWO BLACK EYES AND A BROKEN NOSE
(Mariott, Lane)
G
I've got two black eyes
Got a broken nose
D G
And I can't go down the spaniards no no more
C
Well, I was fit and able
I was out there on the table
G D G
And I shouted, will you look, let's have some more
E A
That's the way it goes
D G
That's the way it goes
E A
Two black eyes and a broken nose
D
Everybody knows that's the way it goes
I've got a filthy mouth
I've got a dirty mind
And I can't go out with evil no no more
Well, that snobby bratt was meaner than this old hat, sir
She wacked me when I called her an old whore
Look out
That's the way it goes
That's the way it goes
Two black eyes and a broken nose
Everybody knows that's the way it goes
All together
That's the way it goes
Two black eyes and a broken nose
Everybody knows that's the way it goes
Two black eyes and a broken nose
Well, a dollar is a dollar
And a dime is a dime
We'd sing another chorus
But we haven't got the time