***Boy Is A Bottom ***
DWV (Detox, Willam & Vicky)
Note that the "Never gonna bottom"-breakdown is not tabbed,
because I simply couldn't find a way to make it sound good and it's sung a capella anyway.
[Verse 1]
G Em
He's just a boy but he's a bottom
C
Make him try to top, he'll cry
D
Never even said he's bi
G Em
It says "he's vers" up on his Grindr (ah-ooh)
C
"Versatile", yeah, OK (ah-ah-ooh)
D
Girl, you know you super gay
[Pre-Chorus]
G Em
Ohhhhh
Bm
Ass up and pull those pants down
D
(I heard that one time that he had a gown)
G Em
Whoaaaahhhh
Bm
His hole is medium rare (pink)
D
And you won't find a hair (stink)
[Chorus]
G Em
This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
Bm D
This boy is a bottom
G Em
A gutbucket bottom (bottom, bottom)
Bm D
He's a ratchet-ass bottom
[Verse 2]
G Em
He got Fleet enemas for days
C
60 minutes in the gym
D
45 of that is showering
G Em
"He's a jock" Least he wears one on a date (ah-ooh)
C
Asspussy, sweet and clean (ah-ah-ooh)
D
A total top's total dream
[Pre-Chorus]
G Em
Ohhhh
Bm
That hole ain't been tight for years
D
Slopabottomus queer
G Em
Whoaaahhhhh
Bm
Rectal prolapse be damned (it's cool, it's cool, it's cool)
D
Shove it up in his can (take that, take it)
[Chorus]
G Em
This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
Bm D
This boy is a bottom
G Em
A gutbucket bottom (bottom, bottom)
Bm D
He's a ratchet-ass bottom
[Bridge]
(For the rap part I would just continue with the Chorus pattern G Em Bm D)
G
Dickpig
Over here, pig
Em
Make my shaft disappear in your rear, pig
Bm
Double penetration with you up in here, pig
D
Are you scared, pig?
This goes there, pig
G
And on your backdoor that's my tongue, pig
Em
Yeah, that's your boygash
Into my twink stash
Bm
Keep sucking me, do it 'til I'm tucking, G
D
Yes, I'm a top, 'cause ain't nobody fuckin' me
[Chorus]
G Em
This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
Bm D
This boy is a bottom
G Em
A gutbucket bottom (bottom, bottom)
Bm D
He's a ratchet-ass bottom
[Outro]
G Em
Whoaaaa
Bm
Whoa
D
Whoa
G Em
Whooa
Bm
Whoaaa
D
Whoaaaa
G Em
He's just a boy but he's a bottom