[Verse]
A
Born of gentle birth
G
In the suburbs nothing hurts
F#m Bm
You were surely destined to find your place among the greats
A G F#m
but all your easy days made you chronically plagued by indecision
Bm
Your bright potential dimmed into a glow,
C# F#m
you drift through life just finding ways to cope
D E A
The one thing you’re sure of, you are cared of when you're home
A C#
O you spoiled dove, what happened to the dreams you’d spoken of?
F#m Bm
What happened to your Peace Corps plans or that goofy start-up? The dozen patents in your tattered notebook?
A G F#m
Birthdays pass and still you're lacking all the things you thought would just show up
Bm
But while you still have your health
C#
Flew off to find yourself in southeast Asia
D
A calm quarter-life crisis phase
E D Bm
A philosophic mess of all you’ve known…
D E7
You couldn’t wait to be back on your couch alone…
[Chorus]
A
Hey, Petunia you’re home
C#
Hey, Petunia you’re home
Bm
Hey, Petunia you’re home
D E7
Hey, Petunia you’re home
A
Petunia you're home
C#
Hey, Petunia you're home
Bm
Hey, Petunia you're home
D E7
Hey, Petunia you're home
A
Petunia you're home