[Intro]
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God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
So if your kid's a male
Even though he'll scream and yell
You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell
[Verse 1]
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Well way back in the beginning
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God was making men and women
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And the fish of the sea and the birds of song (birds of song)
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He announced he made perfection
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But on closer inspection he noticed that he left one piece a bit too long
[Chorus 1]
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God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
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God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
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So if your kid's a male
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Even though he'll scream and yell
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You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell
[Verse 2]
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God gathered people's leaders
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Said start snipping babies' wieners
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This will be a sign of our love and covenant (covenant)
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A few then went and raised objections
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Saying they didn't see the connection
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But he said "I'm God so none of this needs to make sense."
[Bridge]
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He told us "go cut 'em with the scalpel!
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Go cut 'em with the scissors!
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Or go and perform a metzitzah!" (inaudible)
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And that's where the Rabbi sucks the blood
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Out the babies' penis with his mouth
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I swear to God that's a real thing go and Google it
[Verse 3]
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Now today across the land
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People still keep his commands
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And children learn their first lesson right after birth (after birth)
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The ones who are supposed to protect them
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Hold them down and painfully correct them
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Then they smile and say "welcome to life on earth." (welcome to life on earth)
[Chorus 2]
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God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
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God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
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So take a little off the top
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Because that's what God instructs
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Unless it's not and some ancient pervs just made it up
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Unless it's not and some ancient pervs just made it up