[Intro]
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Star wars has returned
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To resume its storyline
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Between the last film and now
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Well, it's been a long long time
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If you've forgotten anything
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We'll remind you now
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In a very detailed recap
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Of how it all went down
[Verse]
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Escape pod to Tatooine
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Jawas, sentient machines
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Young skywalker, sunset scene
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R2 and sandpeople scream
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Obi Wan in long dark robes
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Must repair C-3P0
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"Obi Wan you're my only hope!"
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Uncle Owen! Aunt ooh… nope!
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Mos Eisley, lots of weirdos
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Not the droids as far as we know
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Han shoots first, bye bye Greedo
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Chewie, jump up to lightspeed go!
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Alderaan to smithereens
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"That's no moon", tractor beam
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Dress up as the other team
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To save the captured future queen
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Dodging blasters, trash compactor
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Quote off between duelling actors
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Wayward student slays his master
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Must escape but must go faster
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Tie fighters, hot pursuit
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"Don't get cocky kid just shoot!"
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Yavin four, prep the troops
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May the force be with you, Luke
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Plus red 10, 3, 6, ET AL
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Torpedoes miss, computers fault
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Use the force now Luke don't stall!
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Vader! Falcon! Phew! Close call
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Death star goes klabooey
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Everyone get out there zoomy
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Medals for their royal duty
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Han and Luke but eh not Chewie
[Chorus]
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Star Wars, Star Wars
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This is everything that happens in
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Star Wars, Star Wars
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[Verse]
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Ice planet, wampa cave
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Obi Wan beyond the grave
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Solo in the blizzard, brave
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Tauntaun guts, Luke is saved!
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Back to base of frozen water
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Nerf herder, kiss that's awkward
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Star destroyers, giant walkers
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Lots and lots of rebels slaughtered
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Asteroids! Take a breather
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Rawr! Enormous phallic creature!
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To Dagobah Luke! Where you'll meet your
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Ancient muppet jedi teacher
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Physical and mental training
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Vader vision, Yoda's phrasing
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"Do or do not", X-Wing raising
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Whoop! Gotta go! Friends need saving
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Cloud city, wariness
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Once more 3P0's a mess
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Darth teams up with Boba Fett
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As the worlds worst dinner guests
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Luke is on his way, although
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Carbonite for poor Han Solo
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Altered deal, dammit Lando!
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Awesome kiss, "I love you", "I know"
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Luke and Vader this is it
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Epic battle, trading hits
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Sabers clash, pop and fizz
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Nothing is as cool as this
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Vader cuts him at the wrist
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High above an endless pit
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Dark side pitches, Luke resists
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"I am your father." Holy shit!
[Chorus]
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Star Wars, Star Wars
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This is everything that happens in
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Star Wars, Star Wars
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[Verse]
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Jabba's palace, next vendetta
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Chewie captured, plan develops
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Leia's bounty hunter getup
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Unfreeze Han but it's a setup!
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Luke shows up in Tatooine-y
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Leia's super hot bikini
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Rancor fight, that bikini
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Sarlacc pit, that bikini
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Walk the plank, but the plan is set
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Green lightsaber catch, no sweat!
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Jabba grossly choked to death
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The same is true for Boba Fett
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To Dagobah Luke retreats
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Master Yoda dies in peace
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Kenobi paints a family tree
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Remember that one kissing scene?
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Death star almost good to go
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The emperor now joins the show
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Endor is more frightening though
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With Teddy Bears with bows and arrows!
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Luke gets caught, confronts his Dad
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Come with me, you're not all bad!
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Rebels move in to attack
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The death star, but oops, "It's a trap!"
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One more saber fight's a given
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Vader's hand cut, Symbolism!
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Lightning fingers, indecision
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Vader toss, and all's forgiven!
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Bonding quick before it blows
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Remove the helmet, ugh its gross
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Endor dancing, happy ghosts
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And that is how the story goes!
[Chorus/Outro]
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Star Wars, Star Wars
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That was everything that happened in
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Star Wars, Star Wars
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There were only three instalments of
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Star Wars, Star Wars
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Don't look any further into it
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Star Wars, Star Wars
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