Intro: last 2 lines of chorus
G C D
We took a ferry boat to Mackinac Island
G C D
We stayed where the Jamaicans work
G B C
It was a grand hotel but what a funky smell
G D G D
Enough to make us go berserk
G D
Horseshit and fudge horseshit and fudge
C D G
There’s no place like it in the world
G D
Horseshit and fudge horseshit and fudge
C D G
Fun for every boy and girl
G C D
We saw a fort up high on the island
G C D
Saw some sailors drinkin’ their rum
G B C
We resisted the urge to buy moccasins
G D G D
But the stench we couldn’t overcome
G D
Horseshit and fudge horseshit and fudge
C D G
There’s no place like it in the world
G D
Horseshit and fudge horseshit and fudge
C D G
Fun for every boy and girl
G C D
We rode all the way around the island
G C D
On a bicycle built for two
G B C
Saw a rock formation but what a stinky vacation
G D G D
A combination of candy and poo
G D
Horseshit and fudge horseshit and fudge
C D G
There’s no place like it in the world
G D
Horseshit and fudge horseshit and fudge
C D G
Fun for every boy and girl
C G
Somewhere in time you’ll notice something in the air
C G
A blend of two things that look alike
C G
But if you see some chocolate in the middle of the street
D
Before you pick it up and eat it think twice
G D
Horseshit and fudge horseshit and fudge
C D G
There’s no place like it in the world
G D
Horseshit and fudge horseshit and fudge
C D G
Fun for every boy and girl