The Roches - My Winter Coat
CAPO: 2nd Fret
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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The fit is generous and loose
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The coat is filled with down of goose
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Should I feel guilty about that?
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I wouldn't wear the fur of a cat
[Verse 2]
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The coat is black, so in New York city
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It doesn't look dirty, it stays pretty
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The cuffs are purple, which perfectly suits
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A pair, I already had, of boots
[Verse 3]
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Can't help sharing on a personal note
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A secret I have concerning the coat
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One of the reasons that it got my vote
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Is the way it lies open around the throat
[Verse 4]
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For me the collar mustn't come too high
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Because, well all right, my skin is dry
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So each morning I rub my face with oil
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And the fabric, you see, the grease could soil
[Verse 5]
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Can we speak a moment about the lining
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After my own heart's designing
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It's nylon, so your skirts don't wind
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Up in a bunch around you behind
[Verse 6]
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When the time comes for the coat to clean
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You throw this thing in the washing machine
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Drying, you doubt, but the filling does fluff
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I'm here to proclaim, this coat is enough
[Verse 7]
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The length of the coat is below the knees
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So in the cold, your legs don't freeze
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I'm nuts about another one of its charms
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There's plenty of room underneath the arms
[Verse 8]
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The coat's not bulky, it weighs about an ounce
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And it's practically void of any frivolous flounce
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I will admit, it has shoulder pads
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All things considered, it's not so bad
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It looks alright even from the side
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I guess 'cause the bottom isn't overly wide
[Verse 9]
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Okay, so you say, you'd prefer something hipper
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Can I just tell you about the zipper
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I searched for it for many years
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Last one I had, I tore up in tears
[Verse 10]
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It turned me into Jack the Ripper
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But now I stepped in Cinderella's slipper
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It runs from the gullet to just south of the crotch
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And working, it's a task you can hardly botch
[Verse 11]
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It's made of a material that will not rust
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It won't get stuck, you don't get fussed
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It undoes easily in the usual way
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But you can also pull it up if you'd like to, let's say
[Bridge]
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There's snaps as well, which I don't even use
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They beat out buttons, if I had to choose
[Verse 12]
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I remember the night I went to the store
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Fighting my way across the cloak-stuffed floor
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Suffocating, I was, it seemed
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When from a rack, this last hope beamed
[Verse 13]
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Of all my requirements, I pursued the trail
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To find furthermore the damn thing was on sale
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It had a small chain at the back of the neck
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So you could hang it on a hook, but it broke, what the heck
[Verse 14]
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With the end of each sleeve, I'm totally smitten
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Ample space for to emerge a thick mitten
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If you wanna be warm, it wins far and away
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It's like walking around in your bed all day
[Verse 15]
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I know you're not supposed to be so fond of a thing
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But today this is my heartfelt inspiration to sing
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I hope you don't think I'm merely trying to be clever
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I wish this coat would last forever