It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night (That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long)
By Vince Gill & Rodney Crowell
rmofle at satx.rr.com
7/12/2004
Capo 1
[Intro chords]
D A E A
[Verse]
A D A
She used to call me baby, I thought she was such a lady
D A E
But my how things have changed since time's moved on
A D A
I'd give her my last dollar, now all she'll do is holler
D A E A
Oh, my life has become a country song
A# D# A#
I've learned she can resist me by the way she always disses me
D# A# F
And comes to bed at night with that cold cream on
A# D# A#
Sometimes I might feel frisky, but these days it's just too risky
D# A# F A#
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long
[Chorus]
F A#
All day long, it goes all day long
C F
If a tree fell in the forest, if she didn't hear it, would I still be wrong
A# D# A#
I guess I should admit it, she ain't ever gonna quit it
D# A# F A#
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your your ass out all day long
[Verse]
B
Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny,
E B
god you oughta see what's happened to her hiny (Rodney - her what?) (Vince - Her hiney)
E B F#
Man, that thing in big enough to land a small plane on (Rodney - small plane) (Vince - I'm telling' ya)
B E B
I used to roll her in the clover but thank god those days are over
E B F# B
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long
[Chorus 2]
F# B
All day long, she moans on and on
C# F#
If someday they drop the big one, I'd say "Sweet Jesus, she's gonna finally leave me alone"
B E B
It's all right if we say it cause the radio won't play on
E B F# B
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long